A Happy Accident and a Silly Accident

By now you’re all aware that we’re getting ready to move to a new building here in Scotts Valley. This process is giving us a chance to clean out our offices and during all these archeological expeditions, some lost artifacts are being (re)discovered. Note the following:

These are some bookends that my father made for me within the first year after moving my family to California to work on the Turbo Pascal team. He made these at least two years before Delphi was released, and at a few 6 months before we even began work on it in earnest. Certainly before the codename “Delphi” was ever thought of. I suppose they are my “happy” accident.
This next one is just sad. I received this award at the 2004 Borcon in San Jose from, then Borland President/CEO, Dale Fuller. My title at that time was “Principal Architect”… Of course I like to think that I have strong principles, and maybe that was what they were trying to say… Within a week or so after I got this plaque, another one arrived with the correct spelling of my title. I keep this one just for the sheer hilarity of it. Also, it is a big chunk of heavy marble, so maybe one day I can use to to create a small marble topped table…

What. The. Heck.

Is. This? I simply cannot explain this. At. All.

This was on a bulletin/white-board in the break area. I’d never noticed it because it was covered with photos from various sign-off (final authorization to release the product) celebrations. Lots of photos of both past and present co-workers, many thinner and with more hair ;-). Since we’re in the process of cleaning up in the preparation for moving to our new digs, it is interesting what you find… I presume this image has been on this whiteboard since… I guess… Delphi 5 or is that Delphi S? Either someone has a very odd sense of humor… or, more likely, beer had been involved during one of those sign-off celebrations from the photos. Then again, maybe this whiteboard had been in the Borland board room and this was from a corporate strategy meeting… nah, gotta be the beer.
Ow, my head hurts now…